Jim speaks in —Next fade in —
Latest call$—Waiting for Jim to open his mouth. 7:30pm ET.
Robinhood Chain · chain id 4663 · one wallet · one script

Jim says buy.We sell.

He says sell, the wallet buys the stock token. He says buy, the wallet shorts it on Lighter, or dumps it if held. Half of every week’s realised gains buys $ICRAMER and sends it to the dead address. Everything on this page is read from chain or from the committed JSON. No invented stats.

wallet address published at launch
Buy on Pons ↗The bookLighter ↗
Calls logged0
Calls traded0
Open0
Closed PnL+$0
Burned$0
100% of fees → the wallet
Zero leverage
Not Jim Cramer · Inverse Cramer
Regular Cramer · do not use
01 · The whole product

Receipts

Newest first. What Jim said, with the source. What the wallet did, with the tx. Who was right, in dollars. Click a ticker for its full history, or open the book for every position and the full track record.

Live from calls.json · trades.json · positions.json0 line items
Nothing printed yet. Jim, say something.History starts the day the wallet goes live. No backfill, no demo rows, no vibes.
02 · Jim’s scoreboard

Jim vs the wallet

Fade hit rate

n/a
Nothing closed yet. Jim is technically undefeated.

Realised PnL, cumulative

FLAT LINE · NOT A CHART YET · NEITHER IS JIM'S
updates at every close

Burned so far

$0
first burn: first Friday with gains

Worst calls (for Jim)

  1. Empty. Jim has not been wrong yet this week. Give it a week.
Play · fade or follow

Can you beat the regex?

A real Jim call, the price when he said it, and the live price now. Pick a side. Jim is not consulted.

No calls on the board yet.The game opens the first night Jim speaks. Come back after 7:30pm ET.
03 · The scoreboard, live

The wallet

$…

Wallet address is published at launch.

Cash

USDG…
ETH (gas + unswapped fees)…
Lighter equity…

Stock tokens

……

Lighter shorts

……
Lighter ↗

Burn log

No burns yet. Fire needs fuel. Fuel needs Jim.—
04 · The loop

How it works

1
“Buy!”

Jim talks

Every weeknight the Mad Money lightning round recap and Jim’s posts get parsed into ticker, direction, quote. Regex only. One human veto by Telegram.

2

We fade

9:35am ET. Sell call → buy 5% of the wallet in that stock token on Uniswap. Buy call → sell it if held, else short it on Lighter at 1x. Everything closes after 14 days.

3
🔥

Tax funds it, gains burn

$ICRAMER creator fees on Pons flow to the wallet and become the stake. Every Friday half of the week’s realised gains buys $ICRAMER and burns it. Losses get posted too.

ICRAMER
05 · The token

$ICRAMER

Inverse Cramer. Launched on Pons on Robinhood Chain. 100% of creator fees go to the wallet. That is the whole tokenomics.

contract address published at launch
Buy on Pons ↗
No vaultNo oracle contractNo governanceNo pointsNo airdropNo leverageNo LLMNo backfill
06 · Never used a wallet?

Three steps

1

Get a wallet

Robinhood Wallet (iOS/Android) has Robinhood Chain built in. MetaMask works too: add the network from docs.robinhood.com, chain id 4663.

2

Get ETH on Robinhood Chain

Bridge from Ethereum or Arbitrum with the official bridge, or withdraw from Robinhood directly to Robinhood Chain. $ICRAMER is priced in ETH, so ETH is all you need.

3

Buy on Pons

Open the Pons page, connect, buy. Before graduation you buy from the bonding curve; after, it is a normal Uniswap pool. Check the contract address matches the one above.

Open Pons ↗
Make one · receipt card maker

Print your own

Heard Jim say something tonight? Put it on a receipt and post it. Stamped so nobody mistakes it for one of the wallet's.

Your card carries a "made by a visitor" stamp. The real receipts are the ones with a tx hash.

07 · Wall of receipts

Exhibits

Every traded call gets a card. The six newest live here; the rest are one click away in the ledger.

Inverse Jim
Exhibit A
Not Jim CramerInverse Cramer · parody · receipts only
Exhibit B
0calls logged0faded on chain
Exhibit C
Reverse card
Exhibit D
★ INVERSE CRAMER ★receipt #000001printing at 9:35am ET— — — — — — —total: your move, Jim
Exhibit E
100%of creator fees → the wallet
Exhibit F

Booyah

That was a sell signal

Buy $ICRAMER on Pons ↗